
Hey, What? Am. I!!!! TALKING? About...!!!!??? ....Wha? I? don't. GET!!!! It. ELEPHANT CACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH?!!! ERG
HOW THE CRAB GOT ITS CLAW
One day a crab found a claw. He put the claw on his arm.
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6th Grade Humor From An Actual 8th Grader *Notice, I said from an actual 8th grader* AKA What to do when you're bored.